Tony Blair is secret descendant of Baldrick

Friday 27 November 2009



General Tanked Up, Secret Advisor to the Blair/Bush Iraq War strategy!

The secret advisor to George Bush and Tony Blair who helped 'seal' the Iraq War strategy 'in blood' was named today!

 Sir Christopher Meyer, the UK's former ambassador to the US revealed that General Tanked Up was called following 9/11 to send a potent message to all those 'dirty scumbag A-rabs' who were thinking of making any further attacks on the US way of life and mama's home made apple-pie.

After Tony Blair was called to the Bush family ranch by the president, he was said to have met the General. The three of them then took a few six-packs and some guns and set off in a pick-up and headed off into the mountains to kill a few things.

On their return the General was heard saying "Don't worry Mr President Sir, I'm gonna round 'em all up, put 'em in a field and Bomb the bastards." the General the turned to Mr Blair and said "And as for you, ya limey ass son of a bitch, better find that smokin gun before I do or I'll ram it so far up your ass it'll make tonsils squeak!"

Mr Blair replied "Don't worry General, I have a cunning plan...."


Baldrick, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Grandfather of Tony Blair!

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