Lib Dem tax proposal!

Nick Clegg has today been ensuring the last few nails are firmly in the coffin lid of their election victory hopes.

He was laying out the Lib Dem Tax proposals should they get into office. Or NOT.

He told a packed audience of Lib Dem supporters that he had a vision of the future where the Rich are taxed more so the poor can carry on claiming benefits! People who live in big houses should pay a mansion tax so the council can build more Beirut style council estates and nobody will be allowed to own cars, ever, under any circumstances!

He went on to say "These are real policies and when the British people go to vote at the next election we can be absolutely certain that no-one will vote for us. Then we can get back to a nice bit of crocheting and talking about how unjust it all is. The British people deserve that. They don't need a viable third alternative - it would be just too much choice for them to handle!

Vince Cable was unavailable for comment as he was having a lay down!