Wales in danger of falling into the sea, fortunately for everybody

Wales in danger of falling into the sea, fortunately for everybody.


The Department of the Environment announced the great news that Wales was at mercy of coastal erosion and an insufficient sea defense strategy.

It’s now expected that the Welsh assembly is likely turn up with its begging bowl asking for funds to secure its sea defenses.

A spokesperson for the government has said however that the only sea defense necessary is a wall stretching from Elsmere Port to the Bristol Channel.

“ The last time we had to go their they told us they wanted to govern themselves and wanted nothing further to do with us!”

They said “You come over here spending your fancy money, tromping over our countryside and eyeing up our sheep with your fancy green wellygogs on, telling us what to do.” Now it’s “Please Mr. Prime Minister, have you got any money. I’ll get Miffanwy to give you the best lamb shank you’ve ever had and I’ll sing your praises to the hilltops”

What they fail to realise is that this is the best news we’ve all had in ages and will save us the job of rounding them all up and pushing them one by one off the edge of a cliff and into the sea! Welsh hilltop holiday home anyone?