Send More MP's

Send more MP's please! - The Head of Armed Forces in Afghanistan has urged the Prime Minister for more troops to help clear the country of minefields and IEDs.

The Government responded in a letter to the MOD, that while it wouldn't be prudent to send any more troops, it did seem to have an abundance of MP's from all sides of the House that would not be able to stand due to refusing to pay back expenses.

Mr Brown, in a last ditch attempt to win back support for The Labour Part at the forthcoming election, has shown remarkable insight for the first time of his premiership.

His reponse in an interview with The Times newspaper, was to "Kill two birds with one stone so to speak. Has anyone seen my tablets?"

The move is likely to strike a chord with the electorate which showed that support for Mr Brown jumped six points on the back of the announcment.

A random poll was conducted by the The Times newspaper that showed overwhelming support for the idea. The people polled also expressed that they would like to see the scheme extended to city bankers and anyone linked to the X-Factor in any way shape or form.

Mr Brown told the MOD that he would ship the first MP's out within the next month but hinted that Rupert Murdoch and his cronies were next on his 'hit list'