Good time to tell everyone that the cheque's in the post

Monday 26 October 2009

CWU chiefs say now is a good time to tell everyone that 'the cheques in the post, honest' as more strike action looks likely.

A Union spokesperson said today "We've advised our members to cash in their road tax discs and replace them with 'Del Boy' type notes proclaiming 'TAX IN POST' to help make up for lost pay!"

"We've had to take a realistic view that if we're waitng for Peter Mandleson to show up and sort this out then were all screwed for at least another month. Then it will almost be Christmas and if they think were going back before January 2nd, they,ve got more chance of seeing the Christmas Fairy. A bit like waiting for Mandelson realy!"

"We realise that the Royal Mail needs to be modernised, and if that means buying a brand new, state of the art, industrial sized Paper Shredder' from Staples then were all for it! Other than that, tell the management to go screw themselves and if you haven't sent your Christmas cards already, save yourself the stamp and don't bother"

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Toni,  27 October 2009 at 15:22  

If its a shredder they are looking for, they should choose a crosscut paper shredder, as those are the most secure. It shreds the paper into very small pieces unlike the traditional strip cut shredders.

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