Just me carpin on again Hepatitis C (Hep C) Blog-Post

Diary Post

Never mind me 'carping' on about being mildly ill, we all know that it's just a bit of snuffle.

Some Vick's' Sinex and mi Mams' foot up mi backside will get me off to work - why does she keep confusing me with mi brother, Malcolm?

We all know that during the war they used to have real diseases like ring worm and diphtheria and Germans bombing their chippy.

Lets get back to real issues like;

Will David Cameron give Peter Mandleson a yacht flying the 'Jolly Roger' (quite apt) with "British people will pay a lot of money for my safe return, honest" and dispatch him as overseas ambassador to Somalia...

Can we win the 'hearts and minds' of the Afghan and Iraqi people by strapping Tony Blair to a Weapon of Mass Destruction (not Cherie) and hit 'LAUNCH'!

Will we ever realise that the only marbles Gordon Brown has left is his glass eye!

How long before we understand that Mr Taliban just wants us to leave him the F*UCK alone!

And finally and most importantly, do the Sugarbabes love it in the coal shed?

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It ant bin going long but can be mildly interesting if ya've f*ck all better to do with ya sen other than sit their stroking ya cat!

Ya probably too busy skydiving, bungee jumping an hunting great whites an stuff, or being 'totally radical dude', for that kind of thing.

Anyway am just watchin the news and they're talking about whether there's water on the moon - WHO GIVES A CRAP!
Is there a McDonalds? NO
Spec Savers, NO!
Can you get broadband and network coverage.
Can u F*CK as like so who gives a shit, There's people dying of starvation all round the world for christs sake!

Right, I'm off to stick some pins in my eyes, I'd like to say it's been nice but I can't, Ive just stapled mi gob shut!