Tigers transgressions with the Fat Slags

Sandra Burke and Tracey Tunstall, better known as the Fat Slags and former McDonalds pin-ups, have revealed in a ''My World' exclusive, that they too have had secret liasons with Tiger Woods!

"Thats right, innit Trace" says Sandra " It were other week, we'd been owt down Yate's for 15 pints 'a' piss an a couple creme de menthe cocktails each; when we decided to pop down and see if Baz was workin down the Turkish Treats kebab house an see if we could get a free double donor for a blow job each.
Wi were minding our own business when I felt somert pokin me in the arse in the queue outside"
"Ay San, we looked round an ah sez, eyup San, it's one 'o' them darky's with the big black cocks"

So ah sez "eyup sooty, is that a woody in ya trousers or are ya just pleased to me?" Ee sez "actualy it's mi nine iron, fancy a round?" Before ya know it wi were outside the back 'o' the kebab house an I'm on all fours gerrin a right good seein to, an tryin 't' eat mi kebab. Ah sez, "Eyup tiger, whats ya rush, am spillin mi f*kckin chips ere" Ee sez "how did ya guess mi name, ya slapper" But before he could say owt else, Trace has spilt a load curry sauce down her left tit an iz makin im suck it off!

More revelations look likely to surface during the next few weeks as everybody realises that the 'clean shaven' billionaire golfer is actually a complete turd after all.

Tiger Woods or a steaming turd - not much difference! And your suprised about what exactly?