Going away day Hepatitis C (Hep C) Blog-Post

Diary Post

Back at Leeds' St James Hospital today.

Keep everything crossed for me.

Ian xxx

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Pot calls Kettle Black

STOP PRESS - Roy Keane has just announced that he thought the Irish squad were not 'mentally strong enough' and that was the reason they lost against France, nothing to do with Thierry Henry!

'POT AND F*CKING KETTLE' SPRING TO MIND - DICK'

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Even Ze French Don't Like Thierry Henry

"Even zee french don't like zee cheeting b'stard!"

Another row erupted today after Jean-Christophe Novelli, celebrity chef and self professed football fan admitted on Channel 4 news that he disliked Thierry Henry. This was another attack because of the handball incident by the dirty stinking French bastard that knocked the Irish out of the World Cup.

“Ah wood like to cut off zee testicles and sauté zem een zee vin rouge for zis despicable act ee az done!” said Novelli “Ee iz not a Frenchman but a peece of chien du-du, zat eez ze dog turd to you ingleesh!”

It was thought that everybody in the universe thought that Henry was a cheating, garlic munching TWAT but in a surprise turn of events, David Beckham came forward to his defence. He said he didn’t believe Henry was a cheat and admitted that he actually liked him. However he also married Posh Spice so he is hardly a great judge of character.

(pictured: David Beckhams Is A Cock)

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Soggy Biscuit

Gordon Brown was said to be "dissapointed" that he came second in the 'soggy biscuit' competition organised by Mumsnet.com

The competition is organised by the No.1 'MILF' website favoured by politicians. It features famous politions from all partys, wanking furiously over a Rich Tea biscuit. The 'loser' is the last man to 'finish'. He is then tasked with eating the soggy biscuit whilst the whole competition is 'streamed' live by webcam on the site.

"It was obvious right from the off that David seemed so much more eager than Gordon" said Mrs Mary Hinge from Battersea

Mrs Norma Snockers added "The Prime Minister seemed to dither and fumble about, it was almost as though he'd resigned himself to the fact that he was going to lose"

Betty Swanny, a single mother from Woking said " David gets my vote every time". I told him in a chat room afterwards that if he's ever electioneering round here to pop in for some hot buttered muffin.

(pictured: Mary Hinge, Norma Snockers and Betty Swanney and there soggy biscuits!)

David Cameron, leader of the opposition said after the competition "What this country needs is a firm hand and the Pime Minister has shown himself to be incapable of even the simplest of tasks as 'cracking one off''. I hope this Conservative victory sticks in his throat!

Mumsnet is said to be screening another 'soggy biscuit spectacular' next week with the Miliband brothers and a packet of chocolate hob-nobs!

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Doctor Killdare

Hi All,

Sorry but I missed a couple of days, I was at St James hospital in Leeds. I'm under the care of the specialist liver & heptology unit and was having some tests done.

That was on Wednesday but it wiped me out for Thursday so I'm hoping to get back on it and post some of my usual bullsh*t and stuff.

I go back on Monday where I find out the test results as well as what they plan to do with me. My doctor has told me that he thinks I'm probably going to be put forward for a liver transplant, so fingers crossed for that.

I suppose on the face of it seems bizarre to be wishing for something like that. The word transplant is emotive, not least for myself when I consider that somebody else has paid the ultimate price for me to get what I need.

On top of that, not trying to sound disrepectful or ungrateful, but the thought of the operation fills me with dread, what if...?

I suppose we'll cross each bridge as we get to it, in the meantime 'the show must go on'.....

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