Thursday, 29 October 2009
Tony McNulty apologises for being a slippery turd!
Tony McNulty has apologised to the house today, not for doing anything wrong, because clearly he hasn’t.
Not for claiming a mortgage and expenses for a house that he didn’t live at.
Not for misleading and defrauding the British taxpayer.
Not for being a steaming pile of dog excrement
But because somebody changed the rules! God Damn them.
When asked if he thought it may be a good argument for standing down as MP he said absolutely not.
“I acted within the rules at that time and see no reason why that might compromise my ability as an MP but should be seen as commendable. “
He continued “I love Politics, I love being an MP but most of all I love lying to my constituents, and however I have apologised to the house today and expressed my sorrow at having to pay that money back”
“I shall put this behind me now and go on being the same slimey, snivelling turd I have always been”